ChocoCrack's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Elder Scrolls: K.C.]

Decent... needs alot of work though

Well before anyone thinks this is a negative review... it's not. It is incredibly clear that you put A LOT of time into this project. While the game oozes effort, to make it better, it's going to need a lot of work. I have some ideas for you. Obviously you probably won't use these ideas, but, for your next projects (or if you are going to update this) here is a big list of what I think would make everyone happier. I have also put together a small list of bugs I came across.

Suggestions-

~This is INCREDIBLY repetetive... think of some new random events, things to do, etc.

~There aren't any NPC's, which add a fundemental element to all RPG's... add some. Whether it just be a picture of a shopkeeper, or random townsfolk to talk to about Rumors, where treasure is, whats going on, etc.

~Monsters (and the player) should be able to Miss attacking, and should be able to have critical hits, which would add another 5-10 damage to their initial amount of damage they hit with. Critical Hits and Misses would be random of course...

~Add more monsters! There are about 3... and one of them is just differently colored than the other... so really there are 2 monsters. Add Minotaurs, Dragons, Bandits, etc.

~Add descriptions to the potions, staves, swords, etc. Add new items, spells, and attacks, and of course put some armor in the game. It would add some much needed variety.

Well... the list could go on and on... but those are some fundamental pieces of a good game that you are missing.

I found a bug... when you are growing tomatoes, if you accidentally hit the "DONE" button before you pick your tomatoes, when you go back, the tomatoes are gone. So baisacally your tomatoes vanish if you don't pick them.

Work on it, and you will have the greatest flash game on the internet.

[Stealth Hunter]

Good...

This game is good, and I LIKE the fact that its just like Metal Gear Solid. Good graphics, nice violence, and a bit sylish. The controls... they suck. They suck enough for me to stop playing after a while. You need to make it so you just click the tile where you want to go. Other then that I liked it...

But for the love of god, Mission 6 is impossible. I can't even kill 1 of the guys without being caught. Thats way too hard. Can anyone help me?

[Uncle Sam]

Awful...

Oh dude come on... did you think you would get a good response from this game? I mean, seriously... its terrible.

-The graphics make me feel like you didn't even try.
-The music is annoying, repetitive and just stupid.
-The game is hardly playable, the controls are a mess, and the whole system is "cheap".
-To classify this as a game is a lie... it is about as much fun to play as it getting diagnosed with an STD. For real.

I honestly can't think of something good on this game... it sucks.

Maybe if you tried next time you could have a good finished product...

1/10

[MetalStorm]

Decent, but needs work

Overall this is a decent flash, but I do have some tips to make it a bit better:

-The soldier moves pretty choppy if you know what I mean, so you should make him walk more fluidly.

-He should make noises when he walks (footsteps)

- Sometimes you win if you only kill one enemy.

-It gets repetitive, throw some powerups or add some more guns
in there!

Overall the flash is passable, but I can see a really nice flash game from you if you just work on it a bit more.

Good job, keep working and you will have a great flash in no time!

6/10

[Dad 'n Me]

Great fun!

Wow. What a great game! I would love to see a sequel with more of a story line or a few more extras, but this is just fine! The graphics are simple but beautiful, its very unique, and I love the sounds! The violence definitley gets a 10, as does interactivity. I think the game is pretty humurous (James Bond kid and the kid with the helmet made me laugh!) and the controls are very comfortable. While the sound sometimes gets repetitive, the solid game play makes up for it! Great job guys! Who knows, maybe we will see a series on the DS or PSP! I would love that (If it had more stuff of course).

9/10, EXCELLENT

[Tattoo Artist]

Solid!

This game is a very innovative addition to Newgrounds! It's very creative, has great graphics, it's stylish, and the overall flow of the game is excellent. The only things that aren't good is that the music gets repetitive, but the rest of the game totally makes up for this. So far I have only gotten to the big "G" thats spiky, and I can't seem to beat it!

9/10 Great job!!! I would love to see more additions and other games in the Tattoo Artist series! Good job, I really like this entry.

[The Urban Wizard bling ed]

Fantastic!

Dude, you have serious potential. This game is going to be a newgrounds classic, I can just tell, its fast moving, gory, and has beautiful graphics and the audio is great! This game is great, it really reminds me of Devil May Cry.

9/10 This game totally rocks!

PS: Did I mention this game totally kicks ass? Well it totally kicks ass. I can see frontpage for this baby.

Dizimz responds:

thanks dude alot of time was put into this but there is humor to it through out the game

[Keep on Rollin]

Excellent Piece Of Work

Very nice work!!! Lol, this is really addicting! I really like how if you dont kill the stick men quick enough, they pull out a sword and kill you ^_^

Nice work, I dont have very much to say though...

I am going to spread the word to some of my buddies on how addicting this is!

[Who's The Master Chief?]

Hmm...

This is a bit strange, but none the less pretty cool. Waiting for him to take off his helmet is pretty annoying. Also as the Starwarsjunkie said, when its homestars head its the cheats voice. Try replacing it with oen of his classic lines like, "I hate that freakin' marshmallow". The last thing is that you should number the buttons, because forgetful people like me forget which button they hit last.

Other than that stuff it is decent.